ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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