ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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