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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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