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Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
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- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
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