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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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