ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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