ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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