ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark.
There wasn't. She knew in four minutes. You paid for both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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