ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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