ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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