ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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