ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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