ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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