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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend.
You took a photo of grass, posted it, and checked how many people liked the grass.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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