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Things will look better in the morning.
No. They'll just be better lit.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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