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You do that at work for free.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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