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MONDAY, 22 MAY 1972
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
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