ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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