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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Make your money work for you.
Yours quit in 2019. It works for your landlord now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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