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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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