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Be your own boss.
Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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