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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some people run marathons.
You run late, and you still come last.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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