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SATURDAY, 10 MARCH 1973
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
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