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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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