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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees are getting different memos now, mostly from a specialist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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