ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Lessons will be learned.
By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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