ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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