ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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