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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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