ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your partner says they'd be lost without you.
They'd be lost for about eighteen months. Then they'd take up pottery.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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