ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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