ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll never get on the property ladder.
The only plot you'll ever own is two metres deep, and there's a waiting list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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