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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can't take money with you when you go.
Your direct debits, however, will give it a really good try.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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