ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your job title will outlive you.
It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a better salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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