ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
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- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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