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WEDNESDAY, 14 APRIL 1976
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
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- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
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