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Your business plan has three phases:
launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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