ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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