ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good.
The studio has a 100% chance of your money.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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