ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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