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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
WEDNESDAY, 8 APRIL 1981
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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