ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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