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It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody knows your name.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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