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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Lessons will be learned.
By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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