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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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