ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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