ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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