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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Fortnite was free to play.
It was not free to stop.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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