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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SUNDAY, 24 APRIL 1994
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— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
  2. Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
  3. You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
  4. Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
  5. Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
  6. Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
  7. Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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