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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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